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We think it was Mindy Cohn who once said, "You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Internet!" And boy oh boy, was she was right!

For every online bullying catastrophe, there are dozens of people using the Internet to call out total assholes. It’s like some grand circle a circle of Internet! (God, we just did not feel like writing jokes this morning.) In any case .

Among the many pieces of advice no one should ever have to articulate aloud is "Don’t hit people with your car." That helpful maxim is right up there with "If you hit a person with your car, don’t tweet about it, you idiot jackwad." Hell, it’s so common, you’ve probably seen that phrase on a framed cross stitch at your grandma’s house.

What you and the rest of the universe accept as common sense didn’t occur to a British woman hilariously named Emma Way. This living, breathing Garbage Pail Kid joke actually hit a cyclist, kept driving, then posted the following on her Twitter account:

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3. The Internet Catches the Texas Senate Changing the Timestamp on a Bill

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Now, the important thing to remember here is that the point of Davis’ whole day was to keep the Senate from letting the bill get to vote. If she could keep the filibuster going until midnight, the special session would end and everyone would go home without shutting down most of the Lone Star State’s abortion clinics. But as midnight approached, the capitol building erupted in mayhem: All 30 of Texas’ liberals showed up to cheer Davis on, turning the entire floor of the Senate into a chaotic Crazy Town. In the midst of the hoopin’ and hollerin’,
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Thanks to the Internet’s collective outrage, the bill was stricken and Texas legislators were shamed into oblivion. (Well, not really. The whole thing was passed less than a month later.)

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After rifling through the man’s pictures all of which were global, which should be indication enough to change your fucking Facebook privacy settings in the same way he rifled through an old woman’s purse, the Internet assured itself that the Facebook profile belonged to the mugger. Why? Because of the sweatshirt. The idiot was found wearing the same sweatshirt with the letters for Alpha Phi Delta and the word "Stugotz" at the back, which is Italian slang for "balls" at the club.

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Police then arrested the man. And because his comments were also global (change your Facebook settings, guys), the Internet proceeded to spam him with articles of the mugging, one of them helping him along the path to jail, linking a Prison Bitch Name Generator:

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But 10 days later, it happened again on 4chan, with a poster from the Netherlands claiming that he would shoot his "Dutch teacher and as many students" as he could, "at a school in the Dutch city of Leiden." For more proof, the poster said he would "be using a 9mm Colt Defender." The poster also claimed that he was using a proxy, and therefore the police would not find him before tomorrow.

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